THE ART OF CUTTING QUEUES.

Requirements
1. Height
You must be no shorter than 155cm. If you are, get a friend who is 165cm and above. You will see why you need someone tall afterwards.
2. Weight
Because fat people cannot slip through idly through the queue gaps. If you're slim/skinny, rejoice! You can just slip, slip, slip your way to the front.
3. Money
No money no talk. No money, get lost. Best to hold notes in your hands. And I mean the currency notes. No one cares about your love letters.

Once you've fulfilled all of them, good! Now let's move on...

Procedure
1. Get in front

Slip through, then revel in victory as you watch the assholes complain with great dissatisfaction of their current state of affairs. Ignore all unpleasant comments, for who gives a fuck so long as you get your food first.

2. Block

So that they don't cut your lane again. Block out all gaps with your legs and arms to nullify their attempts.

3. Make yourself visible

Laugh like a maniac. Make weird facial expressions. Do jumping jacks. Get the stall holder/s to notice you.

4. Show them the money

Hold your money high up and wave your arm. The stallholders don't care about anything else when they see your money. There can be 3 people in front of you and they wouldn't give a damn.

5. Shout out your order

After catching their attention, order loudly. If they don't hear you, scream that you'll never ever order from them again and you'll tell your whole class their noodles suck balls. And that their fish balls are hard, dry and unsuckable. Your job is almost done.

6. Smile :D

Oh, invite 10 of your bitches over to the queue and expect me to wait for 10 whole bowls to be served is it? Huh bitch? Well haha, smile smile you cut my queue I can cut yours too. No problem, you cannot do anything about it. ;D