Hello there. My name is MICHELLE. I'm a twenty year old lady, with a dysfunctional brain. I'm an Asian Chinese who resides in super winter sunny Kuching,Sarawak. I'm perfectly imperfect & abnormal :D By the way, everyone is imperfect. I'm pretty bad at conversations where as others are pretty good at. WHY? Because when people are talking, I am thinking millions of stupid stuffs. &music is her ecstasy.

This is a place where i express my thoughts and feelings through words. If you're unhappy with what I post here, just leave :D.

♥ Aaron Kueh.

Aaron is a boy which loves me since form1. Now, we're in form4. But he never changed. My best friends always ask me, why you don wan to be his stead? I answered ; he's not suitable for me and i will never love him. Thats what i always say. And i never think that im gonna be his stead ever. But this really happened. Its so unbelieveable.


Recently, Im being so emotional. And when im sad, the first one appeared in my mindwas AARON. I don know why. why he's the first one appear in my mind? I wish he could be by my side all the time to care about me and comfort me. What the heck? I think im crazy. I really think that im crazy. Obviously, im in love with him. Just that i don wanna believe it. But i cant stop myself in love with someone. I cant control my heart. So i just accept it. I accepted Aaron yesterday night before i sleep. So im so happy that we could be together. And i wish we could last forever[ if we can]. I wish you could make me happy all the time and comfort me when im sad or being emotional.


This afternoon, my aunt teached me account. She's an accountant and she's a teacher teaching in college. She teach ACCA-which is about account. Her husband's also an accountant and also a teacher. Both of them have a lots of income per month. And her house's just next door. Alright, back to the title. Im really poor in doing the lejar. Its so confusing. After she explain all the concept to me, i understand more than before lurs.


Then i went to bath. Finish bathing, i wore my Baby Milo jacket with jeans. Finish preparing then i went the spring with my mam and my aunt and lots of people. 9 of my cousins were going with us. We use the same car to go. Whywhy? Don know? mami lazy drive lur. Reached the spring, i met with xiao ying. She's que-in to buy donuts. So i asked her to help me buybuy donuts lur. Bought a dozen of donuts. ;D Then we bought 2 cup of starbucks coffee. My coffee's chocolate chips cream and xiao ying's coffee's vanilla cream. Both're ice blended de lur.


Walk walk awhile then xiao ying went home lur. Cos she's going to her grandma's house. Its her grandma's birthday. Then i went to see phua chu kang lur. He's coming to the spring at 4 pm. So i waited there and lastly i saw his face with that bigbig oki. xDD He's wearing a white shirt, black pants and a pair of yellow boots. He's so funny lars. He sang a song by Roby William? Is the spelling correct? I not sure how to spell his name. After pck leave the spring, then my aunts, my mam and i went shopping lur. The shop i must go is Padini & Vincci. They're combined together in a shop. Went to find the shades i tried last time cos i wanna buy it now. But no stock liao. T^T


Then, we're hungry. SO we went to the food court. And i had fish and chips as my dinner. LOVE the chips but not the fish. ;X The fish not really nice ler. Just that i dont like it lur. Don ask me why ler. Finally, i can go home lurs. Shop till so tired ehh. My legs gonna break soon, very very soon. Straightly on my laptop and blog when i just reached home. siansian.

♥ BUNNY.

I adopted another rabbit. It was bought yesterday from sunday market. Mam still bought a cage for it. Bunny, you had a new house and its damn big for it. My mam bought it so i don need to pay xD. [luckily] Alright, it looks damn fierce cos it has big eyes. It makes the rabbit looks so fierce and scary. Its female. Have grey and smoothy fur. It has double chin. ;X Its fatter and bigger than Whisky. No matter what happened, i'll still love Whisky the most.


Woke up at 10.14, then i rushed to the toilet and had my sweet bath. ;D Finish bathing then message Aaron and Zcheng. We planned to have a group study at Zcheng's house. We planned to go her house at 11a.m. But im late. Cos my aunt came to my house when im going out. So no choice lur, wait my aunt to go lur. But mam said she's busy. So she asked my aunt to fetch me there. When i just reached there, Aaron was not here yet. uhm. I think he's somewhr else see-iin girlgirl. Around 12, i had group study with Aaron and Zcheng. Three of us had group study? YES. So Aaron teached me and zcheng add maths. Its really hard hoh. I really don know how to do. But Aaron tried his best to teach me and let me understand the concept. ;D thx Aaron ;D


Aaron sat beside me when we're having group study. My heart's pumping so fast. whywhy? Arghh. I really don know why im like that. Maybe i really fall in love with him? nvm. Back to my title. He teached us two subjects lur. Chemistry and Additional Maths. To tell the truth, I forgot everything Aaron teached me yesterday. Aaron, im so sorry. Im too stupid ler. Im not as clever as you're. I need you to teach me ehh. If no, my exam sure get BIG OSTRICH EGG. cos ostrich has the biggest egg in this world. And im going to get the biggest egg during my exam if Aaron don wanna teach me. o_o So Aaron, better don throw me aside.


At night, i message with Aaron till i fall asleep. Sorry, Im sleepy pig hoh. paisehpaiseh. ;D

♥ MISS him damn lots.

♥ SPEECHLESS o_o

okkeydonkey. Back to my title. Where am i? Alright, im just starting to write this blog. ;X BIG NEWS; Lastly my laptop can play maple ad lurs. THX GERALD a lots for giving me the maple sea's progamme files. I miss maple a lots. And luckily i can play now. MISS EVERY MAPLER A LOTS. Aaron lend me his USB today. Cos i wanna play FLYFF. And im too lazy to download it. It might takes quite a long time to download it. So i install it using the setup. Finish everything, i try to play lur. But my laptop keep dc-iin. I have no idea why its like this.


One thing make me so confused. What is it? I think i had fall in love with someone. Last time, I always said we are not suitable for each other, we are different and i told my friend i would never love him. But this few days, i realize that when im sad or whatever i wish he's by my side and care about me or comfort me. I miss him like crazy no matter what am i doing. When im doing my homework or studying, i'll keep thinking of him. What's is he doing now? I DON KNOW WHY. Is it love or what?! This makes me so tired. So wish he could message with me 24 hours. MISS me all the time. WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!


Last time, FOOD was the main thing in my mind. BUT now, HE's the main thing i wan in my mind? I DON KNOW LA. I DON WAN TO HURT HIM. So i really don dare to tell him anything about how i feel. okkey. ENOUGH. STOP THINKING BOUT HIM.


When i just finish school today, went to eat chicken rice for my lunch. Then bring sista to school. And i had 4-5 hours sitting in the car. what the heck?! Mam's busy with her stuff. Finish everything then went to my mam's friend's house lur. I usually call her aunty. So aunty's house was nicely designed and nicely painted. All tvs were the plasma de? OHYA. It is. So nice. And i feel so confortable inside. Aunty's grandson's CUTE. SUPER DAMN CUTE.

♥ LOVE HIM? no idea ._.

♥ Whisky, i love ue.

I adopted a rabbit on 12th April. Named Whisky. Whisky's fur is smoother than anything. It has cute ears, nice fur, cute little pinky nose and more. Its cute. When i just bought it, it always scratch me and hurt me. After 1 week +, Whisky knows who i am. So it likes to sleep on my tight. I always put it on my chest. Let it rest. And when i fall asleep, it licks my lips.

When i feed Whisky, it always lick my finger tips. When it saw vege, it starts being crazy. Like very hungry. Sometimes when im doing homework, Whisky come to me and lick my toe. It wans me to hug it. So i do, i hug it tightly cos im really scared it'll leave me one day. When im going to catch it and put in cage, it runs like hell. Seems like it dont like to be keep in the cage. So i wont keep it in the cage. Just hug it and talks with it [ although it wont answer me].

Whisky makes me fall in love with it. And leave me alone. Why god did this thing to me?! Why must you bring my 1st pet away from me?! I wan Whisky to lick me. I wan it to be with me. But i cant do anything. Its gone. If i can, sure i come with you, Whisky. Yesterday morning, i almost late for school, so i dint went to see Whisky and say goodbye to it. Just 1 day, and you leave me alone here.

After school, when i just got in the car, a bad news from my mam. Whisky's dead. ITS DEAD. When i heard that, tears straightly came out. i CRIED. Everything about Whisky came out in my mind. I dont wan it to leave me. And i kept thinking why it's dead?! I DON KNOW!!!! I don want this to happen. But its too late. Unfortunately, i only have 1o days to be with it. And its dead now.

I rush to find it when i reached home. When i saw it, i cried loudly. i touched it. Its cold. So cold. And its not as active as normal. Its not moving at all. Its sleeping. YA. SHOULD BE. I hug it into my room. Laying on my bed with Whisky, hugging it tightly. This was the last time i hug you. I kissed it even its dead. Cos i really love it.

I cried for 3 hours+ . Lastly, I went to the backyard of my house. I started to dig a big hole. Im going to dig a big hole for Whisky. Wish Whisky could rest in peace. Wish god bless it. I'll pray for it everyday. I swear. You'll always in my heart. No matter what happened. I miss you. I love you. I will always remember all those memories between whisky and i.

♥REST IN PEACE.

♥ Step Up 2 The Street ROX.

Ohhdamm. So tired today. Not feeling well because of @#$%& [a problem for girls & women everymonth.] It makes me freaking pissed off. D; Tummy painpain. This morning, just woke up then mami bring me go eat laksa. ;D LAKSA my love, im coming!!


After having breakfast, Mei guang[my ex] phoned me. He asked me to go out with him. He wanted me to help him on registration for his studies. He's going other country for study soon. I really wish he could stay here and study here. But he dont wan to.


So i asked my mam whether i can go out with him or not. But then mami dont allowed me to go out. Cos she's busy today. Mei guang angry me for not going out with him. D; Make me argue with my mami nia. SAD. Reached home then i tried my best to download maple. But failed. Something wrong with internet.


I had nothing to do in the afternoon. So i watched Step Up 2 The Streets. Its ROX man. Those songs are nice. While i saw them dancing, makes me high ler. ;X Really ROX. I duno how to describe bout it. But its nice. So my tummy paiin, need rest ad lur. So i will write another blog tomorrow. ;D

♥ Another tiring day

Did nothing special today. During history period, not listening at what teacher`s teaching at all. Because my friend keep talking to me, nonstop. So i missed a lot during history period. So i think i gonna by hard when i go home lurs. Maybe i'll do revision tomorrow. I have no time today to do the history revision.


The last two period was chemistry period. So we went science laboratory for chemistry period. So my chemistry teacher-Pn. Tay taught us about the chemical equation in chapter3 lurs. While Pn. Tay just start explaning the first example of the equation, I really headache le. Because i really dont understand. But then the second example of equation, I start understand whats she's teaching and all the concept of the equation. But sometimes i still cant recognize the concept. ;X I really lack of protein and vitamin le lar. T^T


RING RING, school bell rang. Then i followed Xiao Ying`s car. So then we went to fetch her sister in school then went her house. I bathed at her house. Then i do some revision on chemistry at her house by using her chemistry refrence book while she's bathing. After that, I copied the bm sample essay and she was checking the mcdonald and pizza hut's website by using her laptop. Guess what we're going to do? YES. We're going to call mcdonald and pizza hut for delivery services. deliver what? Definitely, FOOD.


So we're going to call mcdonald for 2 large french fries and pizza hut for a stuffed crust`s Thai Seafood pizza. Its an exotic taste of Thai - with spicy tuna chunks, crabsticks, squid, onion, spicy Thai sauce & mixed herbs, garnished with fresh coriander leaves. But at last, cant order anything. Because i tried to call the mcdonald and pizza hut with 1300-88-2525[pizza hut] & 1300-13-1300[mcdonald] but the signal damn bad like shit. I cant even heard what's she's saying.


So i decided to message my friend for the number. But all of them gave me the same number. It doesn't work. So please stop giving me the same number. Then we tried to call taxi, whether they can drive there to buy for us and sent to us. But then they said, no one wanna go. So it means that they're LAZY or maybe their english were too poor. damn it. At last, what we ate? We ate MAGGIE. what the hell? ohya. Nevermind then. Cos i ate the maggie that i love the most. ;D


If can, wish i can go the spring for starbucks ice blended coffee and donuts. ;D I really wish i can go there for both of coffee and donuts. Alright, speechless already. ;O

♥ So i can rest for awhile naw. ;D

♥ my hand hurt.

By the way, I have no idea what to write. My hand was hurt by my Whisky's cage. And th-cage was rusted. ;X So everyone lets pray that i wont die xD . Today, I crazy with my friends in school again. We were playing something dirty. I mean like something that make others think that we are pervert. mentioned; girls play with girls. NOT BOYS plox. So dont think something [cough-cough].

i have three best budds in my life lurs. They are Hui Zcheng, Xiao Ying and Zie Chien ;D . I love them lots lurs. So Hui Zcheng planned to go Matang on this saturday. But i dont think i can go lur. When my mam was at my age, her friends asked her to go Matang too and my mam dont wanna go. Whywhy? I dont know lar. On that day, her friend went there with other friends lur, and got 2 was dead. Like accident lor. The water suddenly goes so fast. I also not sure lar. I just know, my mam cared bout me lur. So i think i cant go lur. Sry, Zcheng. ;X

Whisky scared me yesterday. It suddenly gone. And i cnt find it. Rush our from my house, run like crazy outside my house just too find a little rabbit. ;X Lastly, mam found it at the backyard of my neighbour's house lur. Whisky, you make me worried you like crazy. Im going to have a lot of white hair if it keeps doing something like this. Whisky, dont scare me again plox.

So i need to create blogskin now. Maybe I'll write another blog later or sooner. If not, then wait for my blog tomorrow lurs. Love ya all.

♥ You'll always in my heart.

♥ My Whisky.

♥ Whisky, my bunny ._.

♥ My another school day.

Hey peeps ;P know what im gonna write about now? I dunu too lars. So what im trying to tell is that my class got the last 4 in my school. Last 4 what? DIRTY CLASS. LMAO. FUNNEH ._. uhm. I think maybe our class was too clean and they let us be the LAST 4? ;D Its okkay cos i dun mind at all. ;X My class [4sc3] cool rights? ;D We are perfect. Perfect in making sound pollutions and also perfect in making teacher headache. So we are perfect 1.

Im so happy today. Why? Because i no need to see KATAK's face in school. She's dead? maybe. And if shes dead, we'll have celebration and have party ;O. ohyeaa, party time. ;D Can have some bbQ pork or lamb chop? Whatever. As if i can have party with my friends. Although its a good news that she didn't came to school, but then my physics teacher took over her. So we have two period of physics. OhhMyyTiannn!!

Then i went to science laboratory for chemistry period. Im trying to concrete real hard on my Chemistry subs even when my teacher was teaching in front. Im listening without making any noise and without doing or thinking other things. But i still dont get what she's trying to tell us. Sorry Pn Tay. I dont mean that you were not good. Just that im too stupid to understand. ._.

After the recess time, i had pendidikan account again. Its so tiring lur. But I have no choice to listen to what teacher's teaching lurs. Cos i ever thinked to be an accountant next time although im thinking too far away. ;X But its time to think for our future and do it!! BY NOW, we should have to study seriously.

While i reached home, straightly throw my school bag on the floor and rush to find my little rabbit. ;D Its resting inside the toilet. Its cute. Baby, i love ue ;D uhm. Baby is my little rabbit hoh. Not real baby. But i will love it like my real baby. ;O

♥ Baby, i love ue. I really do.

♥KL shopping malls' guide.

♥ MidValley MegaMall.
The Mid Valley Megamall is an extremely popular mall that's also one of the biggest in Southeast Asia. Located near Bangsar facing the Federal Highway, the mall has an area that is 4.5 million square feet in total, which consists of the mall, office blocks, a boulevard and two hotels. Since opening in 1999, it has attracted droves of visitors and shoppers for its wide variety of shopping outlets, entertainment features and dining opportunities.
Its anchor tenants include big department stores and hypermarkets such as Jusco, Metrojaya and Carrefour. There also two large food courts while the boulevard area has some nice international restaurants. Retail outlets inside Mid Valley cover a wide scope which includes but is not limited to; fashion, electronics, computers, gifts, souvenirs, groceries, appliances and much more. Many famous designer brands have shops here, as well as popular names in watches and diamonds. Mid Valley truly offers a great shopping experience to both locals and visitors.

♥ Suria KLCC

The Suria KLCC shopping mall is nestled between the world's second tallest structures, the Petronas Twin Towers. An upmarket shopping mall, the choice and standard of shops here reflect its classy atmosphere but the mall still attracts many locals, wealthy or not. The mall has six levels of retail outlets that include big names in categories fashion and accessories. These include Marks & Spencer, Tiffany & Co, DKNY, Calvin Klein and Polo. The famous Japanese department store Isetan has a branch here along with a Japanese book store called Kinokuniya. The Malaysian Philharmonic Orchestra Theatre is also located inside, along with a nice range of cafes, dining establishments and Cineplex theatres. Besides shopping, visitors can also visit a nice, landscaped park that fronts the mall from the back which is complete with fountains, jogging trails and mini pool. The mall is connected via a tunnel to Aquaria KLCC and a LRT station.

♥ Berjaya Times Square
Times Square in Bukit Bintang is one of the latest shopping malls to hit the Klang Valley. With a massive 3.4 million square feet in total build-up area, the mall is stacked with shops galore. However its sheer size is not so evident from outside, as most of the space comes from having many floors, making into a tower-like mall. An adjoining hotel and office block completes its architecture, giving the appearance of a modern, European-like twin tower block.
The mall accommodates up to 1,000 retail outlets with 65 of them being restaurants. In addition, there is an indoor theme park called the 'Cosmo's World Theme Park' and a massive 2D and 3D cinema theatre dubbed the 'Imax Experience'. Stores within the building range from fashion to toys and books to musical instruments. Avid bookworms will be delighted with the Borders bookstore, the largest in Southeast Asia.

♥ Bukit Bintang and Sungai Wang Plaza.
These two plazas located in Bukit Bintang have a long history in Kuala Lumpur. They are both connected and housed within the same structure, though the administration is different. Today, it remains one of KL's most popular shopping malls for its sheer number of establishments and trendy shops with a culture for bargaining. These two malls are the place to look for wild and unorthodox fashion with a distinct Chinese flavour. You can also get a good number of electronics, especially cell phones and other mobile accessories.
In addition, there are a large number of Chinese restaurants and avant-garde cafes where you can feast on some delicious food. Otherwise, you can binge in fast food outlets such as McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken. As the space is tight, weekend visits can get pretty claustrophobic with the sheer amount of local shoppers.

♥ Lot 10
Located in Bukit Bintang, the Lot 10 shopping centre is a popular haunt for mid-market shoppers. The main tenant is Isetan, a Japanese department store that stocks a good range of goods from groceries to electronic appliances and clothes to tools, many of them being Japanese brands. However, there are many other retail shops selling things from gifts to books inside.
Next door is the Starhill Plaza, an upmarket shopping centre that's run by the same management of Lot 10. The plaza has a distinct level of luxury and class in its trimmings, décor and choice of shops which include famous designer brands in watches, jewellery, fashion and leather good. A large chandelier hangs from the ceiling, overlooking the many levels of shops below giving this place the feel of richness.

♥ One Utama.
The One Utama shopping centre in Bandar Utama, is one of Petaling Jaya's largest and popular malls. It consists of two wings connected directly to each other over a wide road. With a total build-up area of over 5 million sq feet, One Utama has over 600 shops that cater to a wide range of shoppers retailing fashion accessories, electrical appliances, pets, knick-knacks and other merchandise.
The mall has several prominent sections meant to entertain visitors, including a Rainforest House, which is a zone planted with over 100 species of flora and dotted with al-fresco cafes and restaurants. The entertainment section on the other hand, has cinemas, a bowling alley, karaoke lounge and indoor rock climbing gym. As the mall is extremely wide, be prepared to walk quite a distance to cover all the shops!

♥ Sunway Pyramid.
Sunway Pyramid, located in Sunway of Petaling Jaya, has a distinct Egyptian architecture in its outlook. When it was first built, it was one of the biggest and most popular shopping centres in the Klang Valley, but it has been superseded by more recent mega-malls. With a total build-up area of over 2.5 million sq feet, the mall houses more than 350 outlets that retail fashion clothing, accessories, shoes, jewellery, timepieces, music, videos, gifts, souvenirs, leathers, books and electrical products.
For entertainment, Sunway Pyramid was the first mall to incorporate an ice-skating rink which is still popular today. In addition, the mall has a 48-lane bowling alley and cinema halls. The boulevard outside the mall entrance has some fine restaurants, cafés and pubs, some of which are al-fresco. During the night, many young people flock to this area to enjoy the entertainment opportunities.

♥ th-pavillion ._.

There were a lots of branded clothes in the stores in Pavillion. Mostly were branded things. So it makes us can only see with our hands and withouht touching or buying. Cos its really expensive. Only singaporean or mayb american can buy all those thingy. ;O

Go check it out yar. NICE! ♥

♥ The Pavillion ;D


KUALA LUMPUR: Pavilion KL, a new shopping experience - in line with New York's 5th Avenue, Tokyo's Ginza, and Milan - will be opened at Jalan Bukit Bintang on Sept 20.

The once old Bukit Bintang Girls Secondary School area has given way to Pavillion KL, a seven-storey building, which will have 450 outlets housing shops, food and beverage outlets and urban leisure areas.

The Pavilion's director of centre management John Sironic said designer brands like Aigner, Club Monaco, Coach, Ermenegildo Zegna, Hermes, Hugo Boss, Juicy Couture, Prada and Versace are expected to house their products in this building which is strategically located in the heart of Kuala Lumpur's bustling shopping district.

"The opening of Pavilion KL marks a defining moment in Kuala Lumpur's retail elevation. With Bukit Bintang now complete, Malaysia can reinforce its attraction as a top Asia retail hub.
"Pavilion KL's opening coincides remarkably with Visit Malaysia Year 2007, and we are proud to be part of the shopping euphoria "Shoppers can enter at the street-level directly to the 3rd floor, and this is all part of the many unique offerings by the new iconic landmark of the Golden Triangle," Sironic added.

Pavilion KL's welcoming ambience with large airy premises framed with high ceilings and wide corridor pavements is complemented by an exciting tenant mix. It will also have many leisure outlets such as GSC Cinemas, RedBox Plus or Times The Bookshop.

Sironi said that each unique offering at this world-class shopping centre is a highly fulfilling and inspiring shopping and leisure experience. "Pavilion KL is anchor piece of the world-class urban development comprising two luxury residential towers, a corporate office. Initiallly, the shopping will be opened first," Sironic added.

♥ Midnight coming soon.

Ohhdammm. Its around 11.40 at night, but im still blogging alone. Everyone`s sleeping. But then im still blogging cos i dont feel like sleeping yet. I can heard the clock [ tick tock tick tock ]. Time`s not stoping but it keeps going. NONstop. So i have nothing to do at this moment and i choosed to blog another short 1.

My bunny, i havent give him any name yet. I have no idea what name to give him. My brain`s stuck somewhr that i dun even know whr it is. And everything in my mind was bloggin, and all those food and beverages. ex; donuts, starbucks coffee, sushi, tomyam soupii, french fries and pizzas.

OH MY TIANNN~!! Why everything in my mind was only FOOD? shyt lar. i need to stop thinking about all this thingy. But what should i do sehs? ;O im really `tan chi. Need to stop myself thinking all those FOOD FOOD FOOD . My brain, PLS STOP IT .

So its getting later and later, I should get to bed by now. If no, i will be late for school tomorrow. Goodnights everyone. ;D Love ue all ._.

♥nights-nights ._.

♥ Big Apple Donuts & Coffee @ The Spring. ;O

The first Big Apple

Donuts & Coffee opened

in The Spring on

11th of April.

Lots of ppl que-iin outside the

Big Apple Donuts &

Coffee`s store. ;O

NICE~!! RAWR~!! ;D








Lots of Donuts.

There are 25 types of Donuts.

Someone bought these much. ;X

can they finish all of it? ;O

I feel so hungry when

i`m see-iin all this pix.

HUNGRY to death T^T

The Box of the Donuts ._.

In the english version newapaper,

its advertising The Big Apple Donuts

& Coffee is now @ The Spring.






FREE ? no lars.

The 1st-1OOrd customers

will have 6 free donuts.

That`s why a lot of ppl que-iin

there. ;O

A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.Then the Scotsman says, “Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there’s a better one. At MacDougal’s, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!”The others agree that sounds like a good place.Then the American says, “Yeah,that’s a nice bar, but where I come from, there’s a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there’s this place, Vinny’s. At Vinny’s, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink.”Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.Then the Irishman says, “You think that’s great? Where I come from in Dublin, there’s this place called Murphy’s. At Murphy’s, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!”“Wow!” say the other two. “That’s fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?”“No,” replies the Irish guy, “but it happened to me sister!”


A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day he called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens.""What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff."I don't care, just do something about those speeding drivers!"So the next day he had the county go out and put up a sign that said:SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSINGThree days later the farmer called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go faster!" So, again, the sheriff sends out the county and they put up a new sign:SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAYAnd that really sped them up. So the farmer called the sheriff again and said, "Your signs are doing no good. Is it all right for me to put up my own sign?"The exasperated sheriff was happy to get rid of him: "Sure thing, put up your own sign." And indeed, the sheriff got no more calls from the farmer.Three weeks later, the sheriff drove out to the farmer's house to see how the farmer had solved the problem. He couldn't miss the farmer's sign. It was a whole sheet of plywood. And written in large letters were the bold words:SLOW: NUDIST RESORT


A man walks into a bar. He sees a good-looking woman sitting on a stool.He walks up to her and says, “Hi there, how’s it going?”She turns to him, looks deep into his eyes and says, “I’ll screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn’t matter.”He says, “No kidding! What law firm are you with?”


Three Canadian blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."St. Peter said, "No," and he banished her to Hell.The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."St. Peter said, "No," and he banished her to Hell.The third blonde said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and he died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder…"St. Peter said, "Very good."Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year they roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."


A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He notices a monkey in a cage behind the bar and asks about it.“You don’t want to know,” answers the bartender.A few beers later, the guy says, “Come on, I gotta know what the deal is with the monkey.”“OK, I’ll show you,” says the bartender. He then takes the animal out of the cage and whacks it on the head with a bat. The monkey pulls down the bartender’s pants and starts giving him a blow job. He looks at the guy and says, “You want to try it?”“Hell, yeah,” says the guy. “But don’t hit me that hard.”

I dont wana have nightmare again. pretty pweesee.

I had a nightmare this morning. Its about my friends and i, and my Bm teacher. So, in my dream, my friends and i were in afternoon class and finish school latelate at night. After we finish our school, we were talking outside around the school compound. A lot of tall tall trees surrounding our school and us.

SO its late at night, my friends and i were outside the school talking and our surrounding were so dark. No lights at all. Then, our bm teacher was standing far away from us. What she`s dOing? It doesn`t mentioned in my dream. So i dunu. While we were talking happily and laughing loudly there, our bm teacher suddenly run to us and said : '' pls leave with me now '' with her tears dripping from her cheek. When i saw her face, i knew something goes wrong. I knew what it was. It was @#$%&. Then i run back to school as fast as i can and i duno haw i went home.

So i reached home earlier than my bm teacher and waiting for them to come back. When they reached home, I saw nothing. So i taught there wont be something following them. But then i saw something following behind the car!! Its a girl, with no legs, super fair`s skin, wearing a white skirts with blue rose and green leaves, and wearing a red tops. She`s so SCARY. Then i really scared till i feel like wana cry in my dream.

Im alone. And all my friends and my bm teacher were in the car. So im scared. I rushed as fast as i could to the car. i opened the door and went in. Then i closed the door and LOCK it. The girl keep looking at my bm teacher. I think my teacher had accidently done something that the @#$%& dont like. Or mayb she`s angry at my teacher for disturbing her. So she looks so scary at keep staring at my teacher. But we cnt do anything. So we just stay inside the car and keep praying that the @#$%& wont do anything. ;O

Luckily i woke up at this time. But im unlucky too, because when i woke up, its 6am. Everyone were still sleeping, and when i woke up, i feel so scared. Cos i feel that something were beside me. Althought there`s nothing, i`ll still scare. So i just pull my blanket and don dare to move. After few hours, mami LASTLY woke up liao. So i also get up from my bed lurs. Tonight im not going to sleep alone on the floor again. I wanna sleep with mami tonight. I MUST. I dont wana sleep alone and have another nightmare tonight.

Im so scared to have nightmare lurs. T^T

♥ StarBucks. ;O

♥Starbucks outlet at Kuching’s latest mall.

Starbucks recently opened its second outlet in Kuching after entering the Sarawak market last July. It is located at The Spring, Kuching’s latest shopping mall, the new outlet occupies 1,484 square feet indoors and 274 square feet outdoors. It offers a variety of pastries, cakes and salads on top of its espresso, frappuccino and coffee beverages. Starbucks’ first outlet here opened at Kuching International Airport last year.

Coffee anyone:

Sarawak Chief Minister Tan Sri Abdul Taib Mahmud and his daughter Hanifah checking out beverages at the new Starbucks outlet during its launch in Kuching recently.

♥ Copied from http://www.thestar.com.my/ ;D

♥ On saturday 12th of April.

Another schooling day on my valueable saturday. So nothing special happened today, just normal. Reached school quite early than normal school days. Im excited. But why am i excited? uhm~ i dunu actualy. ;D Just excited for no reason. my sista-Chien, didn`t came to school today. SAD D;

Today, i sat beside my sista Zcheng. She`s crazy today. We played like crazy. Run and run and run. Run for? To escape from each other? Mayb? hahas. im LAMER. ;x Ate french fries during recess time. And its nice, cos i like it a lot.

At last, had additional maths lessons. There`s only one word to describe about it, it makes me feel so SIAN. Tired to death seh. Im trying to concrete real hard on my additional maths subject but i dunoe why i still really memorise the formula and everything about it. While the first time i had my add maths exam, i simply do nia. And i got 28% only. D; So sad.

During afternoon, i bullied a baby. Cos he`s really a cry baby. Always cry cry and cry nia. He what also dont know de. Then, lay down on the sofa and sleep for few hours. I sleeped like a pig. After i woke up, went to fetch my sista in school. Then went sunday market and bought a CUTE rabbit. ;D Its nails are so long and its really active. jump here and there. CUTE . ;O

♥ my rabbit ;D

♥ My Life SUX? ii dunuu~

♥ ohhdamm~! Im pathetic. Im sorry that im pathetic. But what to do? And im always emo, what to do with it? I have no idea. By the way, im waiting for someone to gimme a hand to save/pull me up from the well and let me get out from this kind of Life. And to cure me. Pls don let me down, pls don let me sad, pls dun let me be an emo kia in this world that makes ppl hates a lot. Although i know that, if im emo, others might hate me lots. Cos no one likes this kind of ppl. I really wana change myself. i tried a lot of times. And i really do. But it doesn`t change. Im still the same, still staying at the same point. So i dono who would cure me up, but i wish there`s someone who could do this to me. And make me smile all the day in my life. All this are the true feelings in my heart. I never tell anyone. And even my best friend. I cnt believe that i wrote my feelings in my blog. And i wish someone would gimme some advice on what to do to cure me.

♥ Sorry, michelle is pathetic. D;

♥ Tell me why everything goes like this?!

♥ What had happened between you and me?! Why everything goes like this?! We know each other since primary1 and we were in form4 naw!! We know each other for about 1oyears ad!! And now, you had your bf. Then, this caused us to become like this!! You only need him now and you don need me NOW~! Cos he`s the one that knows what are you thinking? And i become extra. I think you should know that i hate ppl to leave me alone and you always did it since you have bf. I know you love your bf. So when have bf then throw your best friend aside? Is that correct?! If it is, then I`ll find a bf and we no need be best friend le bar! Since this 1oyear de relationship so easy to break, so useless then duwan it bar. Forget everything might live happily.

♥ I love STARBUCKS coffee~! I really DO.

♥ what do i hate?

♥ what i hate?

- cockcroach

- lizards

- mosquitoes

- and all kinds of insects.

ppl

- hackers

- rippers

- liars

- uneducated ppl

- rude

thingy

- exam

- schooling

♥Am i too desperate for love by someone?

♥ Sometime i jaus realy need someone to care about me and love me. But someone said im too `tan xin for being like this. What`s wrong if i do? Is there anything wrong that i need someone to care and love me? i don think so. Everyone need LOVE. No matter who she/he is. When im alone at any corner or anyway, i`ll become emo and getting crazy. Thinking all sorts of bad things like, my friends hate me? Why am i alone? Cos im SUX? or what? I hate to think all this thingy. I really do. ;X

♥ Why am i born to this world? ?.?

- be an emo kia?

- be a NURD in this world?

- being HATE by ppl?

- to let me feel lonely?

who can answer me this question? why am i here? ;O

♥ i hate ppl comparing my friends and i. I might be ugly, stupid and fierce but why MUST someone compare my friend and i? Say all sorts of thingy that makes me feel that im extra in this world and also makes me sad like this girl is prettier than you, she`s cuter than you, she`s clever than you, she`s richer than you!! Why should i just stand there like a stupid stone and listen to what they said? I have no idea why am i like that? maybe there`s something wrong with my brain? the `wire in my brain connected wrongly? D;

♥ By the way, i donno why i feel so lonely? Feels that my heart so `empty. im so feddup with this kind of life. But what to do? Go hell? i had been thinking like this since im in form 3. But i think i shouldn`t give up hope like this. i`ll try my best to be a girl that is un-emo. i wish i can go it. Been waiting my true love for a long time and i`ll keep waiting till the end of my life. ;O

i`ll ♥ my mam til the end of my life.

♥sometimes i just need someone to care about me!

♥Day after day, mid year`s exam is coming very very soon. [ @#$%& exam Sux! ] For me, all subject are difficult because i din apply any basic skills. Everytime pon` while in school since form1 - form3. But i swear i gonna study since this year, gonna apply all those basic skills before those examexam. chemistry and physics, are difficult subs for me, but i gonna study it for ? i dunu why i study both of this? cos its useless, i think ;O I dropped my EST - English For Science and Technology just because my english is not that good. This year, i din take Chinese too because its not an important subs for me? D; History, im not someone from the pass, why are we learning bout it? But we have no choice to study about history lurs. If we fail history in SPM, means fail all ad lurs.

♥Im trying to concrete real hard on my add math subs and i reli did it. But i still owes forget about all the formulae, steps and all sorts of those stupidstupid thingy. well, i just wish i could get some better results on the mid year`s exam thats coming very soon. Although i know that im gonna fail a lot f subs.D; But i`ll still try my best to do it.

♥Im not a perfect person and no one is perfect in this world. NO ONE! even though you saw someone with pretty face or lengzai , it doesn`t mean that they are NICE. Some ppl were very sux with those face. And i do realize that the real meaning of `DON JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER` and it really mean it.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Eat more apple yars. ;O